Oh k!

Oh k! I am generous to faults,

Never to dolts

And no it’s not because

I am an unmarried old hag

That for quality I nag

Oh k! I am a go-getter,

Not some revenge abettor

And no it’s not because

My relationship status is single

That challenges make me tingle

Oh k! I know how to love,

But don’t turn it into powwow

And no it’s not because

I think I am too old

That I like subtle as much as bold

Oh k! I am forthright,

Not fishing for some fight

And no it’s not because

I can’t stand your youth

That I stand by the truth

Oh k! I revisit my heyday,

Not to turn away from my grey

And no it’s not because

I desperately want it back

That my past I unpack

Oh k! Go ahead. Have young fun.

Just don’t interpret Sun on my face as an inner burn.

I do qualifier

Change your wear.

And try looking fair.

Change your shoes.

Apply more mousse.

Change your voice.

Show some poise.

Change your gait.

Just walk straight.

Change your size.

God! Hide those thighs.

Change all of you,

If you want to hear I do.